Oh what day is it?

5.28.24

I’m back! A two✌🏻fer post, take that how you will.

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Give up? Need a reminder?
Now for the sexy talk🤫🤣

If you aren’t 18+ get outta here!

So how is May going or shall I say cumming? Today is National Masterbation Day…so if you’ve been slacking, instead of jacking (had to, it rhymed) time to catch up. Yes I’ve already announced and reminded but I thought it wouldn’t hurt, to say it again. Here’s a good toy I would recommend to other women, it might be fun for men too not sure.

Find one! Search for it, the best advice I can give

And I LOVE the cervix serpent, here is the thing about glass/crystal toys they are super clean, so you’re not only having fun you are cleaning your…🪄 magic portal. Leaving you smelling sweet and clean like dirty cotton candy which I think is pretty good 👍🏻. ONLY use glass and crystals made for this act! The last thing you want to do is have something burst into shards inside you. Explain that one to the ER 🫠 omg the horror.

Well, that’s all I got to say about that. You got any words of wisdom or encouragement for me 😂? Alright sounds good, Enjoy yourself! I will be back with more soon.